I Have Been Swallowed Whole By a Bear

Is this not the coolest sleeping bag you've ever seen in your whole life? Can you imagine the endless practical jokes you could play with this?! If I owned this sleeping bag, I would plan camping trips every weekend.

My sleeping bag would need a name, too. What would I name my big bear? Any ideas? It would have be ferocious, of course. No Yogis' or Winnies'. We need viciousness and savagery here.