25 Things Every Woman Should Know


Hilarious, witty, GENIUS list. 

25 Things Every Woman Should Know


Two favorites, for example......


24. You’re spinning on a merry-go-round at no cost. It’s whirling around a star that has hitched a ride on a galaxy moving so fast in the universe you can’t even feel it. Whatever went wrong yesterday? You’ve already moved on.


25. If all else fails, live by these three rules: (1) Never trust a woman who shags married men. (2) Never make a deal with a guy who wears a white belt. (3) Never try to be “friends” when the affair is over. Not even the great Gatsby could make Daisy stay. After she slobbered over his shirts, it was pretty much finished.

Comments

white belt! bwahahaha!!!!!
have a pretty day!
Kristin
I loved number 8!


8. Don't read blogs written by unhappy, spiteful people. Bad blogs will mangle your mood. Instead, spend an hour a day with your Moleskin notebook, connecting deeply with your own spiteful thoughts. At least they'll be original. And P.S.: Anyone can make history. Only a great woman can tweet it.
Marian said…
Ahaha, thanks for sharing this! Made my day

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