There's a Bug In My Sushi
Have you ever seen anything so adorable?

As the waitress at Temaki Sushi Bar presented my dinner, I was immediately transported back in time to when I was a kid at snack time, and my Mom giving me Animal Crackers. What was the first thing I would do? I'd bite off their heads! I'll leave it up to the professionals to decipher what exactly what was going on in my 5 year old psyche to be so violently carnivorous. I don't want to hear any gasps in the audience, I know you did it too!! Or not.... Man, what's my malfunction?!
Naturally, I couldn't really help myself when my Caterpillar Roll was staring at me, all googly eyed.
I ate the head first....

As the waitress at Temaki Sushi Bar presented my dinner, I was immediately transported back in time to when I was a kid at snack time, and my Mom giving me Animal Crackers. What was the first thing I would do? I'd bite off their heads! I'll leave it up to the professionals to decipher what exactly what was going on in my 5 year old psyche to be so violently carnivorous. I don't want to hear any gasps in the audience, I know you did it too!! Or not.... Man, what's my malfunction?!
Naturally, I couldn't really help myself when my Caterpillar Roll was staring at me, all googly eyed.
I ate the head first....
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